Miss Congeniality
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1:03:00
Why does Georgia get to wear
a one-piece and I have to wear this?!

1:03:04
If you can do this, then you can
convince anyone that you belong here.

1:03:08
Places, everybody! Let's go!
1:03:10
The Swimsuit Preliminary accounts
for 15% of the total score...

1:03:15
...and tests the grace,
athleticism and poise...

1:03:19
...of each lovely woman.
1:03:23
The last time I was naked in public,
I came out of a uterus.

1:03:26
I don't have breasts, my thighs--
I should wear a muumuu.

1:03:29
I have avoided this experience
all my life.

1:03:32
And here it is.
You must achieve a Zen-like state.

1:03:35
Listen to your breathing,
feel your heart...

1:03:38
...think of the Dalai Lama.
1:03:59
Texas!
1:04:06
Rhode Island!
1:04:12
New Jersey!
1:04:25
Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama....
1:04:29
New York!
1:04:34
California!
1:04:40
I would have to say,
world peace.

1:04:43
Definitely, world peace.
1:04:46
That's easy. World peace.
1:04:49
World peace.
1:04:50
What is the one most important thing
our society needs?

1:04:56
That would be harsher punishment
for parole violators, Stan.


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