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"And he said to his sons,
'Saddle the ass for me.'
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So they saddled the ass for him
and mounted it. "
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This right here is a musket
used in the Civil War.
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Now, then...
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...we have time for just one more.
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-Who would like to be next?
-I have a show-and-tell.
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This right here is
a German army helmet.
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Inside it says, "Hans" .
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It's a dead Kraut's helmet.
:28:13
That ain't no real Kraut helmet.
:28:17
This is an ammo belt
with some writing. It says:
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"Gott mit uns, " which means,
"God with us" in German.
:28:25
They think God's on their side?
:28:27
That right there proves
the stuff's not real.
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And this is a letter...
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...from a real GI fighting overseas.
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"Dear Willie:
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Boy, was I ever happy to get
your letter and news of home.
:28:42
I can't wait to meet Skip.
:28:44
He sounds like a world-class dog.
:28:47
I can't tell you exactly where I am...
:28:49
...but I can tell you they don't serve
French fries in France. Hint, hint.
:28:53
And that all Kraut is sauerkraut,
if you ask me. Ha-ha-ha.