:11:15
Mama, you know, you really look good.
Have you been losing weight ?
:11:17
Oh, thankyou, baby, no, but I'm getting ready
to start a new diet.
:11:20
Have some of this ambrosia.
I don't even like ambrosia.
:11:24
Don't tell me you don't like
ambrosia. You had some before, and you liked it.
:11:27
Have some adventure !
Oh, now I'm a child-- I don't know what I like.
:11:29
...for the all-girls soccer team.
:11:31
Let me get that for you.
Oh, my baby's so gallant.
:11:34
Sherman, come here.
And it's called ''All the pork you can eat'' diet.
:11:38
You can have all the pork you want.
You can have ham, bacon, sausage.
:11:42
I got the wrong thing.
Take that. Thank you.
:11:45
Now I got a full portion.
Whateveryou wanna eat,
:11:47
just as long as you have
three glasses of grapefruit
juice afterwards...
:11:49
because the grapefruitjuice
breaks down all the unwanted--
:11:52
Get away from there !
Stop that ! Baby !
:11:56
Honey, get the baby. He's a boy, and boys
don't be doing stuff like that.
:11:59
- Hey ! Get your ass--
- What ?
:12:02
Please teach that boy manners.
He ain't gonna be acting like no hooligan with me.
:12:05
That was a spoon or fork ?
That was a spoon. All right.
Boys will be boys.
:12:08
- Boys will be boys.
:12:11
Oh, this looks fabulous.
Yeah, it looks really good.
:12:14
How about getting another bottle
of red over here ?
Get some more wine.
:12:16
Hey, Ernie, maybe
you wanna pace yourself
and take it easy, huh ?
:12:19
Pace myself?
Hey, this is a celebration
for Daddy retiring.
:12:23
We owe it to Daddy
togetshit-faced,
andl'm gonnagetshit-faced.
:12:27
By the way, congratulations, Mr. Klump.
:12:29
She's so polite.
Look here, Denise, you have to
stop that ''Mr. Klump'' stuff...
:12:33
'cause I've been hearing that
for the last year or so, and I'm starting to feel old.
:12:36
- l ain't an oldman.
- You are an old man.
:12:39
Ah, shit, Grandma,
what's wrong with you ?
:12:42
If it isn't the Alzheimer's Express
right on schedule !
:12:44
- Stop that ! Hi, Mama.
- She drove right on my bunion.
:12:47
Y'all have to excuse me
for being late.
:12:49
If you weren't my grandmother, boy--
If you weren't my grandmother !
:12:52
Me and Isaac started getting
kinda frisky in the car.
:12:54
- Ooh !
- Had to give him a little appetizer.
:12:57
- Ooh, Mama.