:12:02
Please teach that boy manners.
He ain't gonna be acting like no hooligan with me.
:12:05
That was a spoon or fork ?
That was a spoon. All right.
Boys will be boys.
:12:08
- Boys will be boys.
:12:11
Oh, this looks fabulous.
Yeah, it looks really good.
:12:14
How about getting another bottle
of red over here ?
Get some more wine.
:12:16
Hey, Ernie, maybe
you wanna pace yourself
and take it easy, huh ?
:12:19
Pace myself?
Hey, this is a celebration
for Daddy retiring.
:12:23
We owe it to Daddy
togetshit-faced,
andl'm gonnagetshit-faced.
:12:27
By the way, congratulations, Mr. Klump.
:12:29
She's so polite.
Look here, Denise, you have to
stop that ''Mr. Klump'' stuff...
:12:33
'cause I've been hearing that
for the last year or so, and I'm starting to feel old.
:12:36
- l ain't an oldman.
- You are an old man.
:12:39
Ah, shit, Grandma,
what's wrong with you ?
:12:42
If it isn't the Alzheimer's Express
right on schedule !
:12:44
- Stop that ! Hi, Mama.
- She drove right on my bunion.
:12:47
Y'all have to excuse me
for being late.
:12:49
If you weren't my grandmother, boy--
If you weren't my grandmother !
:12:52
Me and Isaac started getting
kinda frisky in the car.
:12:54
- Ooh !
- Had to give him a little appetizer.
:12:57
- Ooh, Mama.
:13:00
- I just lost my damn appetite.
- Mama, your dress is undone. Let me zip you up.
:13:03
Hurry. Zip herup in the back
before she starts looking...
:13:06
like one of them Zulu hags on the cover
of NationalGeographic.
:13:08
- Clesius, what's wrong with you ? That's my mother.
- Like that movie, Shaka Zulu.
:13:12
You know something, Clesius ?
Come on. Come on right now !
:13:15
I'm gonna tell you something.
I got a razor in this bag.
:13:17
Oh, yeah, l'll tell you what.
That ain 't even no bag in yourhand. That's your titty.
:13:21
Clesius !
Oh, Jesus !
:13:24
She's an old bag with old bag titties.
Clesius, you out of your mind?
:13:28
He called your grandma's titty
a bag.
:13:31
- Death !
- Clesius Marcellus Klump.
:13:33
lf it isn't the world's
oldest living Negro ?
:13:38
Hey, how are things going
on the Underground Railroad, Isaac ?
:13:40
Oh, Clesius, please, be nice to Mr. lsaac.
Goodevening, Mr. lsaac.
:13:43
Come on and have a seat.
:13:45
Good evening, Mr. Isaac.
How you doing tonight ?
:13:47
lsaac know l'm playing.
l play with lsaac all the time.
You know l'm messing with you.
:13:49
Oh, yeah, you say
what you wanna say,
:13:52
but Isaac's still like a
Brahma bull when it comes
to relations, right, baby ?
:13:57
You know what they say ?
You're as young as you feel.