:09:02
He needs a B+.
We can't bend on this.
:09:04
I got it.
:09:07
- Just copy off someone.
- I can't. It's all essays.
:09:10
If I fail this class,
my average is shot.
:09:13
I might lose my financial aid
or not be allowed back.
:09:16
Well, you're fucked, then.
:09:18
So come to my party, hook up
with Beth, and enjoy your last week.
:09:22
I'm not hooking up with anyone.
I'm invested in this relationship.
:09:27
Invested? Who are you, Charles
Schwab? Listen to yourself!
:09:31
I would give my life...
:09:33
for one evening
of consensual sex with that girl.
:09:37
I've gone this long without cheating.
:09:39
You're already cheating!
:09:41
Any time you pass up sex
you cheat yourself.
:09:44
The window of opportunity
to drink and do drugs
:09:47
and take advantage
of young girls is shrinking daily.
:09:52
I gotta make a call.
:09:55
I'm telling you, you pass this up,
it'll haunt you forever.
:09:58
Your dick will never forgive you.
:10:01
What do you think, man? Don't you
want to experience something new?
:10:06
(Squeaky voice)
It ain't easy being Josh's penis.
:10:09
We've been here two months,
and I feel like I'm in a coma.
:10:13
- Stop it.
- I wish I was your dick, EL.
:10:16
If something doesn't happen soon,
I'm gonna leave.
:10:19
- Enough.
- (Girl) 'Hello?'
:10:21
Carla, it's Josh. Sorry to bother
you, is Tiffany around?
:10:25
Tiffany is not here.
:10:27
She didn't sleep here
last night...again.
:10:30
And it would be great
if for one hour you didn't call.
:10:34
- Right.
- If she wanted to talk to you
:10:36
she'd call you.
:10:38
Deal with it.
:10:42
- You bitch!
- Does she sound hot?
:10:48
We've never gone this long
without talking. Something's wrong.
:10:52
She found someone else,
like you should.
:10:55
The clock is ticking. Before you know
it you'll be 40 and paying for girls.