:10:01
What do you think, man? Don't you
want to experience something new?
:10:06
(Squeaky voice)
It ain't easy being Josh's penis.
:10:09
We've been here two months,
and I feel like I'm in a coma.
:10:13
- Stop it.
- I wish I was your dick, EL.
:10:16
If something doesn't happen soon,
I'm gonna leave.
:10:19
- Enough.
- (Girl) 'Hello?'
:10:21
Carla, it's Josh. Sorry to bother
you, is Tiffany around?
:10:25
Tiffany is not here.
:10:27
She didn't sleep here
last night...again.
:10:30
And it would be great
if for one hour you didn't call.
:10:34
- Right.
- If she wanted to talk to you
:10:36
she'd call you.
:10:38
Deal with it.
:10:42
- You bitch!
- Does she sound hot?
:10:48
We've never gone this long
without talking. Something's wrong.
:10:52
She found someone else,
like you should.
:10:55
The clock is ticking. Before you know
it you'll be 40 and paying for girls.
:11:00
# She good-looking
got a mojo cooking
:11:03
# Yeah, wouldn't give me
the time of day
:11:06
# But if my occupation
was stars and constellations
:11:09
# We could get together
in the milky Way
:11:13
# And everybody wanna know somebody
:11:16
# Everyone wants to drop your name
:11:19
# You need no reservation
no special invitation
:11:22
# No college education
if you've got fortune and fame... #
:11:33
Oh, yeah! Whoo-hoo!
:11:36
I should really warn you,
:11:38
it's been known to affect
your decision-making abilities
:11:42
and lower your inhibitions.
:11:44
Good. That's the plan.
:11:47
No, that-that's...
Yes, that is the plan.
:11:50
- You bring cash?
- Why?
:11:52
- We've got chicks for sale.
- What?
:11:55
# Hey, now I'm snappy
got my mojo... #
:11:59
Trust me. I've been goin'
to this school seven years