:13:00
Sold...to the captain.
:13:02
(Applause)
:13:07
There you are.
:13:08
- Hey, what's going on?
- Not much.
:13:11
- You look great.
- Thank you.
:13:13
You're welcome.
:13:15
Listen, Jacob's here,
and he's a total psycho...
:13:18
Can you go outbid him?
:13:21
You know what,
I didn't bring that much money.
:13:24
You don't understand. He's obsessed.
:13:29
See? That's fun, right?
:13:31
OK, OK. Now, I want you two
to kiss each other.
:13:37
All right, has anyone seen Beth?
There she is!
:13:40
- (Cheering)
- Say hi to the crowd, Beth.
:13:44
Hi.
:13:47
Can I hear a $5 opening bid?
:13:49
- $5 right here!
- Who can beat five?
:13:52
- Seven.
- $10.
:13:55
- $10! Going once. Going twice.
- $15!
:13:58
- 20.
- 25!
:14:01
25. Who can beat 25? Going once.
:14:04
- Going twice.
- 26.
:14:08
- 26, going once.
- 30!
:14:10
- OK, can anyone beat $26?
- I just said 30!
:14:14
There must be someone
who can beat $26?
:14:17
- me, right here! 30!
- Sold! To my man Josh for $26.
:14:21
(Applause)
:14:27
You heard me.
I bid $30 loud and clear.
:14:30
Your bid didn't count.
:14:31
- Why?
- Because you're a TA.
:14:33
- So?
- This auction is for students.
:14:36
Goodbye.
:14:38
# On and on until the early morning
:14:41
# They're rockin' on and on
until the early morning... #
:14:46
(Beth giggles)
:14:48
Thanks for doing that. I owe you one.
:14:51
- You owe me more than one.
- Do l?
:14:54
Technically.
:14:57
Well...
:14:59
are you ready to collect?