:27:01
Since we didn't get to see the tape,
:27:04
- can you at least describe it to us ?
- No.
:27:06
* The elephant won't forget what
it's like inside his cage*
:27:15
* Thering master's telling the cows
the scene's on an empty stage*
:27:20
Admit that Beth is amazing.
:27:22
- I admit it. She's amazing.
She's perfect.
- There you go.
:27:26
I don't know why you feel
so guilty. Technically
you haven't cheated on Tiffany.
:27:29
What are you talking about ?
:27:33
There are these rules
that guys have,
:27:36
an understanding as to what
exactly constitutes cheating.
:27:39
Take your situation, for example.
[ Laughing ]
:27:42
It's not cheating.
It's never cheating...
:27:46
when you're in a different area code,
not to mention a different state.
:27:49
That makes no sense.
:27:51
Don't look at me, Kyle.
I didn't make up the rules.
:27:54
This is legit. I've actually
read an article about this.
:27:57
There's a whole bunch of them.
They're like loopholes. Right ?
:28:01
For argument's sake,
let's say you were sleeping
with two girls at the same time.
:28:05
It wouldn't be cheating, because
they would cancel each other out.
:28:08
- Ahh.
- Exactly!
:28:09
Or if you're too wasted to remember ?
It is not cheating.
:28:15
Because if you can't really remember it,
it never really took place.
:28:19
* Uh-huh*
:28:22
* Whoo-oo*
:28:23
I've got one.
Are you ready ?
:28:26
It's not cheating if you spread
peanut butter all over your testicles...
:28:28
and let your dog lick it off.
:28:30
[ Everyone Groaning ]
:28:32
- Because it's your dog !
-Jesus Christ !
:28:36
- You know, because it's your dog !
- Yeah, we got it.
:28:39
* Whoo-oo, uh-huh*
:28:41
* God damn right
it's a beautiful day*
:28:45
* Uh-huh
God damn right--**
:28:51
Somebody's gonna die tomorrow.