Road Trip

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[Man]
Welcome to the University of Ithaca.

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This is it, right here.
This is what we're talkin' about.

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I'm gonna give you
a good tour today.

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Show you as much as you need to know,
plus a whole lot more.

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So this is the main area
of the university.

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You'll be getting used
to this area.

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This is where you congregate
with your friends and classmates.

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Come in around me, everyone. Keep close.

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Don't straggle. I've had problems
with stragglers before, okay ?

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They get lost in the back. They get
hit by trucks, okay ? It's not pretty.

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It's not pretty when it happens.
This is the--

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By the way, this is the Joseph H. Nelson
Memorial Library here, okay ?

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It was built, uh--
It was built, uh, in the 1600s.

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1600s ? It says 1951 .

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[Snickering]

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That's the address.
Okay ? Wise-ass.

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That's the psychology department.

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Each semester you'll
be expected to volunteer...

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for some cutting-edge
experimental testing.

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Kind of cool. Just a tip.

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When it's your turn, remember
to wear loose clothes, no metal,