:13:00
- Laura !
- [ Applause, Cheering ]
:13:03
Laura's from Long Island. Her favorite
coloris blue. She likes the outdoors.
:13:07
She loves good seafood.
Okay, let's start the opening bidding
at five dollars.
:13:11
Three dollars and fifty cents.
:13:12
- Good God, moneybags.
She's not a Happy Meal.
-[Laughing]
:13:17
- Five dollars.
- Okay, we've got five. Do I hear ten?
:13:20
- Ten bucks.
- [ Auctioneer Calling ]
Who's got fifteen ?
:13:24
- Fifteen bucks for
a lovely evening with Laura.
- Fifteen dollars.
:13:28
Okay, we got 15. Who can beat 15 ?
Going once, going twice.
:13:32
Sold... to the captain.
:13:38
There you are.
:13:41
- Hey, what's going on?
- Not much.
:13:43
- You look great.
- Thank you.
:13:46
You're welcome.
:13:48
Listen, Jacob's here,
and he's a total psycho.
:13:51
Can you go outbid him?
:13:54
You know what,
I didn't bring that much money.
:13:57
You don't understand.
He's obsessed with me.
:14:02
See? That's fun, right?
:14:05
Okay, okay. Now, I want you two
to kiss each other.
:14:10
All right, has anyone seen Beth?
Uh-oh, there she is.
:14:14
-[Cheering]
-Say hi to the crowd, Beth.
:14:18
Hi.
:14:21
Can I hear a five-dollar opening bid
for the beautiful Beth Wagner ?
:14:23
- Five dollars right here.
- Who can beat five ?
- Six.
:14:27
-Seven.
- Ten dollars.
:14:29
- Ten dollars. Going once. going twice--
- Fifteen dollars.
:14:33
- Twenty.
- Twenty-five.
:14:36
Twenty-five. Who can beat 25 ?
Going once, going twice.
:14:40
Twenty-six.
:14:43
- Twenty-six going once.
- Thirty !
:14:45
- Okay, can anyone beat $26 ?
- I just said 30 !
:14:49
- There's gotta be someone
out there who can beat $26.
- Me, right here. Thirty !
:14:53
Sold! To my man Josh for $26.