1:01:00
- [ Laughing ]
- What the hell is that ?
1:01:03
Did you kill a cheetah ?
1:01:05
What ? No. These are her underwear.
She gave 'em to me.
1:01:10
- [ Sniffing ]
- [ All Groaning ]
1:01:12
I boinked her.
1:01:15
Boinked ?
1:01:17
Yeah, wait. Did you just
say the word "boinked" ?
1:01:20
- [All Laughing]
- Well, Kyle,
1:01:23
I certainly hope you got all
the boinking out of your system,
1:01:26
'cause we got a lot of driving
to do today, guys.
1:01:29
But do not get your hopes up
about visiting Graceland,
1:01:32
'cause right now we're all about
the mission at hand.
1:01:35
-Josh.
- What ?
1:01:39
That sounds like a really good plan,
except for one little thing.
1:01:42
- What little thing ?
- We're out of money.
1:01:46
Okay, before I have you
fill out these forms,
I need to ask you a few questions,
1:01:50
and then, if you qualify,
you can make a sperm deposit.
1:01:53
- Is that understood ?
- Mm-hmm. Fire away.
1:01:57
Now, be honest, because
If you don't tell the truth,
1:01:59
the test will
and you won't get paid.
1:02:02
So, first off, have any of you done
any drugs in the past 36 hours ?
1:02:06
And that includes marijuana.
1:02:09
[ Groans ]
1:02:12
Okay, next.
1:02:15
Have any of you had sex
or masturbated in the past 24 hours ?
1:02:19
Well, I guess I'm out.
1:02:23
Because I had sex
last night... with a girl.
1:02:26
- [ Grunting ]
- That's nice.
1:02:30
I think you'll find everything
you need right here in these binders.
1:02:34
- [ Chuckles ]
- Would you each take a cup ?
1:02:37
- Okay.
- And here's yours.
1:02:39
And I would appreciate it
If you could return those
to the front desk after you're finished.
1:02:44
Okay. Uh, thanks.
1:02:46
Cheers.
1:02:48
[ Sighs, Mutters ]
1:02:51
Excuse me. Do you have anything
with Asian women ?
1:02:55
I have this thing for Asian chicks, and
there seem to be none in this binder.
1:02:59
Sorry. This isn't Peep World.
Our selection is limited.