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:10:02
You're not gonna believe this.
:10:04
The old grinch is gonna fire me.
:10:06
lt's ridiculous.
Why would someone fire their slave?

:10:09
Because she's mean.
She picked Christmas Day to do it.

:10:12
Damn! You need revenge.
:10:14
-Revenge! We need revenge!
-Revenge! We need revenge!

:10:20
Let's kidnap Santa Claus. We'll break
into his toy shop and seize him!

:10:25
Maybe those moon men are...
:10:29
-...onto something.
-You mean we should kidnap Santa?

:10:33
Wait a minute.
Why don't we just kidnap Miss Crock?

:10:35
-No, it's crazy.
-No, that's brilliant!

:10:38
We'll grab Granny
and hold her ass for ransom.

:10:40
And if they don't pay,
we start hacking off her fingers.

:10:43
First her thumb, then her pointer...
:10:45
...then her little nasty finger.
:10:47
What are you talking about?
:10:49
We're not criminals.
You fry chicken, l drive a car.

:10:53
When that money comes rolling in,
l'll go crazy, man!

:10:56
-l'll laminate my menus.
-Shut up, okay?

:10:59
We know nothing
about kidnapping an old lady.

:11:04
But what about her dog?
:11:06
-You mean Biscuit?
-No, Muffin.

:11:09
Yeah, she loves him
more than anything in the world.

:11:12
l bet she'd pay plenty
for that old bag of fleas.

:11:15
Yeah, l bet she'd pay $1 million.
:11:42
Remember, we have to be quiet
inside the house.

:11:45
Miss Crock is a light sleeper.
:11:47
You ain't gotta worry about me.
:11:54
This place is nice.

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