Small Time Crooks
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:20:00
- You think so?
- Yeah. Turn it around.

:20:02
This is chic like this.
Look at that. That's cool.

:20:06
- You got a mirror?
- I don't got a mirror. That looks good.

:20:09
- Look at yourself. I'll show you
when we get out. - All right.

:20:13
- Can you keep going?
- All right! I'm trying to figure the map out!

:20:16
One? Two?
:20:19
Okay, everybody, hold on.
That's $1.70. Thank you very much.

:20:23
Thank you, thank you. Okay, yeah.
:20:27
What are you guys
gonna do with your share?

:20:30
How much is my share?
:20:32
I figure it's gotta be
two million, right?

:20:36
I'm countin' the jewelry
in there too.

:20:38
Then divided four ways,
that's a half million bucks apiece.

:20:42
- What about Frenchy?
- What about Frenchy? She's just a front.

:20:46
But with out Frenchy we're dead.
:20:48
We can get any broad
to sell cookies. Jeez.

:20:51
I say she gets a share,
but not a full share.

:20:54
I'd go for that.
:20:56
What if we each get a fourth
and she gets like a third?

:20:59
Are you nuts?
Then she'd be getting more than us.

:21:02
- How do you figure? -Where you
gonna get four fourths and a third?

:21:05
- Can't you add?
- I don't do fractions.

:21:08
Let's not get greedy. Remember
that movie with Humphrey Bogart...

:21:11
...when they're diggin'
for gold in the mountains?

:21:14
They find the gold
and they all get rich.

:21:16
Then this guy goes nuts and he turns
on his friends. Let's not let that happen here.

:21:20
Then he gets killed
by Hispanics.

:21:22
- What is it? The Treasure of...
- Treasure Island.

:21:25
- Treasure Island! That's right. That was
a good movie. - It was the best.

:21:29
Okay, folks,
here's the deal.

:21:31
I'm out of cookies, okay?
:21:34
It's gonna be
like another two minutes...

:21:36
...so that's the way
the cookie crumbles, okay?

:21:40
I got one cookie left.
You know who's gonna eat this? Me.

:21:44
I gotta put on help.
:21:47
- Help?
- Yeah. I can't handle the volume.

:21:51
A second person
you wanna put on?

:21:54
I can't help it, Ray.
The cookies are selling.

:21:57
Gee, I never counted on that.
You know, you gotta manage it somehow.


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