What Women Want
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I tried to imagine what I'd want
from a lipstick, if I were a woman.

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- Oh, spare me.
- Okay, he's trying to be honest.

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You know,
to be perfectly honest,

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I thought of a Tahitian beauty,
bathing under a waterfall.

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Oy, I'm gonna die here
with these kinds of ideas.

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But, uh, you know, I'm
working on it, and it's evolving.

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Anybody interested in an idea
involving the Swedish bikini team ?

:38:26
I do know them all
personally.

:38:28
- Oh, what an idiot.
-Jerk, grow up already.

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- What a pig.
- You are so foul.

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I should have asked
for more money. Gina ?

:38:38
I spent the night trying to figure
out how to sell Advil just to women.

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You know what ?
You should sell it to women like me.

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[Giggles]
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I take it every time
I need to fake a headache.

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Works like a charm.
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I-I got a great one.
It just came to me.

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- Do you mind if I interrupt, Dina ?
- Sure, go ahead.

:38:57
I hate that
you've seen me naked.

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[ Chuckles ]
All right.

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So, we're in a bedroom,
the lights are out.

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There's a woman in bed,
and she's taking an Advil.

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Her husband suggestively
rubs her back, and we say, ''Advil.

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''So mild and gentle,
you can take it...

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even when you're
faking a headache.''

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[ Laughter ]
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Woman turns to her husband and says,
''Not tonight, I need an Advil. ''

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- He's back.
- [ Laughs ]

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What ? Come on. That doesn't
reach women on a personal level ?

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- No.
- Women do that, don't they ?

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- I don't.
- No ?

:39:42
Sue Cranston, you've done that,
haven't you ? Faked a headache to--

:39:47
No, Nick, I haven't.
Thanks for asking.

:39:51
No, wait, wait, wait.
Be honest now.

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I mean, you've been married
what, ten, twelve years ?

:39:57
You've never faked a headache ?
lt doesn't work like a charm ?


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