1:18:00
Let me take a look.
1:18:02
Yes !
I look older.
1:18:04
This is great.
Oh, God, I need boobs.
1:18:07
Oh, I'll buy a padded bra
when he's not around.
1:18:10
I can't believe this is what I'll be
wearing the last night I'm a virgin.
1:18:13
- Or what I'll be taking off.
- [ Yells ]
1:18:19
- Alex ?
- Hmm ?
1:18:21
I wanna talk to you about something
that's pretty important.
1:18:25
- I've never talked to you about--
- Oh, God.
1:18:27
He's actually gonna try
to be a dad.
1:18:30
This should be hilarious.
1:18:32
I realize I haven't been
the perfect dad.
1:18:34
[ Thinking ] Understatement of the
century. Can you pass the bread ?
1:18:37
Yeah, sure, sure. But that does
not mean I don't have the right...
1:18:40
to talk to you about--
about--
1:18:44
- [ Clears Throat ]
- About ?
1:18:47
All right.
You're a young woman now,
1:18:49
and you may be flirting
with the idea of-of--
1:18:54
Having sex ?
1:18:56
Um, can I get a lemonade,
please ?
1:18:58
Well, you know, boys and girls
think very differently about sex.
1:19:02
My hunch is girls just want guys
to like 'em and hang out with 'em.
1:19:06
Whereas guys--
And not all guys, allright ?
1:19:09
But most guys, they pretty much
just wanna have sex.
1:19:15
Okay, I'm--
What I'm trying to say here is,
1:19:18
I don't want you
to feel pressured...
1:19:20
- because your boyfriend's older.
- Please. Save it.
1:19:23
Mom had this talk with me
when I was, like, 11.
1:19:26
You're supposed to have sex when
you're in love and it's special.
1:19:29
- I know everything.
- [ Coughs ]
1:19:31
And Mom knows me for real
and knows my friends and Cameron,
1:19:34
so let's leave the parental
talks up to her, okay ?
1:19:37
- I promised Cameron I'd do it.
- Oh, jeez.
1:19:41
And also, let's not make me
part of this Nick makeover...
1:19:44
or whatever this new thing
you're into is, okay ?
1:19:46
- What new thing ?
- What new thing ?
1:19:48
This ridiculous new guy
you're trying to be.
1:19:51
Clowning around with me ?
Asking if we can make a salad ?
1:19:55
Watch Friends together ?
1:19:57
I mean, it's nuts
after 15 years of no relating.