1:19:02
My hunch is girls just want guys
to like 'em and hang out with 'em.
1:19:06
Whereas guys--
And not all guys, allright ?
1:19:09
But most guys, they pretty much
just wanna have sex.
1:19:15
Okay, I'm--
What I'm trying to say here is,
1:19:18
I don't want you
to feel pressured...
1:19:20
- because your boyfriend's older.
- Please. Save it.
1:19:23
Mom had this talk with me
when I was, like, 11.
1:19:26
You're supposed to have sex when
you're in love and it's special.
1:19:29
- I know everything.
- [ Coughs ]
1:19:31
And Mom knows me for real
and knows my friends and Cameron,
1:19:34
so let's leave the parental
talks up to her, okay ?
1:19:37
- I promised Cameron I'd do it.
- Oh, jeez.
1:19:41
And also, let's not make me
part of this Nick makeover...
1:19:44
or whatever this new thing
you're into is, okay ?
1:19:46
- What new thing ?
- What new thing ?
1:19:48
This ridiculous new guy
you're trying to be.
1:19:51
Clowning around with me ?
Asking if we can make a salad ?
1:19:55
Watch Friends together ?
1:19:57
I mean, it's nuts
after 15 years of no relating.
1:20:00
I mean, come on.
1:20:02
Who are you to talk about
relationships anyway ?
1:20:04
You never had a real relationship
with anyone in your entire life.
1:20:09
Look, l'm supposed
to meet my friends.
1:20:11
- So I'm gonna go, okay ?
- Sure.
1:20:15
Thanks for the dress.
1:20:20
[Woman Thinking]
She didn 't even finish her lunch.
1:20:22
Johnny-come-lately,
giving her advice ?
1:20:24
- Oh, teenagers.
- I think the talk worked.
1:20:26
- She's totally right.
- Move on, dude. It's over.
1:20:28
[ Groans ]
Please.
1:20:34
Now you've seen how
the cake is assembled.
1:20:36
The next time you admire a wedding
cake, you'll be able to appreciate--
1:20:39
Wow.
It looks so gorgeous.
1:20:45
- [ Announcer ] Fit, vibrant hair.
- Oh.
1:20:49
I hated being overweight. I always
wanted to be thin and pretty...
1:20:52
and wear cute little clothes.
1:20:54
lt built and it built,
and my health deteriorated.
1:20:57
And I couldn 't walk
and I couldn 't stand...
1:20:59
to even stand up at the park for
ten minutes while my kids played.