:49:03
And then she went
and spent all her money...
:49:06
on a set of bagpipes...
:49:08
because, well, I guess
she was just insane, but--
:49:13
- [ Chuckles ]
- She, she felt bad.
:49:16
So, on Christmas morning,
she found some green paint,
:49:20
and she painted
a Christmas tree...
:49:23
on her living room wall,
floor to ceilin'.
:49:27
And that was my only tree
till now.
:49:34
- Hey.
- Hey, Lexie.
:49:38
- Hi.
- Hi.
:49:40
- Hey, Lex. Hi, kids.
- [ Lexie ] Hi.
:49:42
- Hi.
- Everybody say ''hi.''
:49:47
- How do you feel ?
- Ha ! Mumps ?
:49:50
I got his mumps right here.
:49:52
All right, babies. Go find us
a good-lookin' Christmas tree.
:49:54
One that doesn't cost
more than $40.
:49:56
-So have you heard from him ?
-Oh, you mean, since he stole...
:49:59
my brand new Dutch oven,
king-size pillows and rode
out of town on his Harley ?
:50:03
I guess that's what I meant.
:50:07
You want us to wait around,
give you a ride ?
:50:09
Nah. You never know.
:50:11
Maybe I can get knocked up again
on the way home.
:50:14
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
:50:24
Why would a man on a Harley
steal a woman's pillows ?
:50:29
Just because he could,
I guess.
:50:43
You know, I cannot wait
till Americus sees this tree.
:50:49
Well, don't expect too much
of a reaction.
:50:51
After all,
Americus is only--
:50:54
- Hey, you know what ?
- What ?
:50:57
Americus is exactly
five months old today.