:06:00
You're Jen's brother?
:06:03
I knew I recognized you
from those pictures.
:06:05
I haven't seen Jenny
since college.
:06:08
How did you know to say Jen?
:06:10
Every chick's got a friend
named Jen. Its common.
:06:13
Its like Peter.
:06:15
She didn't ask you your last name?
:06:17
She wanted me so bad,
all she needed was the link.
:06:22
So then what?
:06:23
I fed her some more bullshit
about Jenny
:06:26
and after twenty minutes
she was begging to join me
:06:29
in the stabbin' cabin.
:06:37
Oh...
:06:38
a very stylin' place you have.
:06:40
-Not half as stylin' as you.
-Really?
:06:43
Yes.
:06:44
She's all over me.
:06:46
She's so fired up
and raring to go.
:06:50
She's like a fucking
gorilla on Ecstasy.
:07:06
Im in Brad heaven,
:07:08
just about to get smoked...
:07:10
when all of a sudden,
she started cleaning my tailpipe.
:07:15
Man, that's awesome.
:07:18
Its not awesome,
it's fucking disgusting.
:07:20
She tossed your salad.
That's right out of a porno film.
:07:22
Do you realize how much
people pay for that?
:07:24
That's got to be the best
blowjob story yet.
:07:27
No, moron, you're missing the point.
:07:29
She passed over my dick
and went straight for the ass.
:07:32
Why complain? Some people wait
their whole lives for a rimmer.
:07:35
Yeah, well...
:07:37
you guys know how bad
my stomach is, right?
:07:40
Im constantly taking
sloppy dumps and shit.
:07:44
That's her problem, not yours.
:07:46
It became my problem.