:13:04
-Hi.
-Hey, Eric. Have a seat.
:13:06
Zeke, Brad. What's up?
:13:09
Same old.
:13:12
What the fuck's that?
:13:14
My wife says I have
chronic halitosis.
:13:17
She makes me spray this shit
into my mouth every hour.
:13:21
Lend it to Brad.
:13:23
Fuck you.
:13:26
Why?
:13:27
Don't worry about it.
:13:30
So,...
:13:32
where you guys been?
I haven't seen you in forever.
:13:34
Dude, you're married.
:13:36
We no longer have anything in common.
:13:38
Jesus!
:13:39
Well,
:13:41
-Im still the same guy.
-No you're not.
:13:43
You're married. Face it.
:13:45
You think I don't got stories?
:13:47
About your wife?
Come on, that's nasty.
:13:49
You saying we don't do kinky shit?
:13:51
Im sure you do, but it's
like your wife, man.
:13:54
That's got to be a bit sacred.
:13:56
Yeah.
:13:57
lf it was a girl we don't know,
:14:00
then that'd be okay.
But your wife? That's sick.
:14:03
That's where you're wrong.
:14:05
Its way better because
it's totally uninhibited.
:14:08
Like last night, we were
having sex in the kitchen,
:14:11
and I started using
all the utensils.
:14:14
We got this new juicer
and it's shaped like a carrot.
:14:18
-I am bent over...
-Save it!
:14:21
We had an entire line
of extra virgin olive oil.
:14:24
Cut the visuals. We're eating.
:14:39
Eric, did you say you had to
go somewhere this afternoon?
:14:42
Yeah.
:14:44
Dude, you should probably go.
:14:46
I had to meet my wife
:14:48
for brunch twenty minutes ago.
:14:50
Brunch? You just fucking ate.
:14:51
Once you're married, you got to
do a lot of things twice.
:14:55
Appease the little woman,
make her feel you care.