:29:01
Pipe it, toughie.
I don't need your bullshit advice.
:29:03
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
:29:04
He's right.
You should call her tonight.
:29:06
Maybe we could all do something
together this week.
:29:09
Don't get faggy on me.
:29:11
I don't want your lame ass
ruining my chances on some clam.
:29:14
Im waiting a week.
:29:15
Id get the nice guy date
out of the way as soon as possible.
:29:18
-What?
-The nice guy date?
:29:20
The filler, to show her
what a nice guy you are.
:29:23
So she lets you hit it on the next.
:29:25
How many dates does it take
for you to bone?
:29:27
lf I don't hit on the first,
which is rare, on the second.
:29:31
But by rule, if I don't get it
on the third, I never call her.
:29:35
Definitely not worth the time
after the third.
:29:38
It always takes me a few months.
:29:45
Come on, art boy.
Let's see what you got.
:29:47
Did you bring your notepad?
:29:50
Going to write down "Brad Dreams"?
:29:52
"Brad Got Game"?
Trying to get a piece of me?
:29:55
Pass the ball!
:29:56
Im ready. Bring it in!
:30:00
-Why aren't you paying attention?
-I am paying attention.
:30:34
Last night, I couldn't
get to sleep...
:30:36
'cause Loraine was in the bed,
so I snuck down to the den
:30:40
and ordered some
pay-per-view porn.
:30:42
Why? Its terrible.
Its useless.
:30:45
They don't show penetration.
:30:46
I couldn't believe the size
of the breasts on these women.
:30:49
They were like huge.
:30:51
They were fake.
:30:53
Those foam bags aren't real.
Come on.
:30:56
A lot of pillows, propped up
straight, pointing north.