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That is funny, but no.
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What I’m saying is that
it's written by women.

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It says things like
"one out of every three men

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has latent homo-erotic fantasies".
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What?
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Anyway, this article says
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that chicks should make
their boyfriends

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drink apple juice
before they give head.

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It makes the taste better.
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Therefore,
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they would want to give
more head in the future.

:51:37
-Really?
-That's just bullshit.

:51:40
Why are you wasting our time
with this crap?

:51:42
It’s better than talking about
that whacked ho' Mia.

:51:48
Oh, man,
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she's got you all whipped.
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Excuse me!
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Yeah, who's whipped?
:52:00
She's got you muff-spelled,
riding your asses into the ground.

:52:03
What the fuck are you talking about?
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What is wrong with this asshole?
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Mia's not riding me.
She realized who Mr. Right was.

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Yeah, me.
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That's a good one, Zeke.
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Actually, she only wants to
see me now, exclusively.

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lf you haven't already heard.
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I don't know about that.
You see, Mia and I are in love.

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Dream on, pussy.
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Are you both so whacked in
the head you don't realize

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she thinks you're total losers?
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She wants me,
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the "Z".
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Oh my God,
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You talk so much shit, Zeke,
you're starting to believe it.

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She’s just a girl.
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I thought you both knew she
didn't want to see you anymore.

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-Like she wants to see you.
-The only reason I came today,

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is I figured you two ignorant
dickheads finally backed off.

:52:46
-Whatever, Zeke.
-Don’t whatever me!

:52:48
There's other people here.
Take it outside.

:52:52
I’ll fucking take it outside,
away from you two dicks.

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-A bunch of fucking pricks!
-She wants me, asshole.


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