:59:00
Honey,
:59:02
let go.
:59:04
Don't you think that
:59:06
these would be more comfortable?
:59:08
What?
:59:09
For me. I meant,
more comfortable for me.
:59:12
-See? "For her pleasure".
-What are you talking about?
:59:14
Excuse me.
:59:23
What are you looking at?
:59:27
Come on, baby.
Its an emotional reaction.
:59:32
I didn't expect to see you
around for a while.
:59:35
To what do I owe the pleasure?
:59:39
Well,
:59:40
seeing as how you're
married, I was wondering...
:59:45
What's it like to
settle down with a woman?
:59:48
I mean,
:59:50
does your life stop or what?
:59:52
No, no...
:59:53
don't get me wrong, Im not
saying I want to do this now.
:59:57
Im interested in your thoughts
about living with chicks.
1:00:01
Wait a second.
1:00:03
You're not thinking of
shacking up with that ho'?
1:00:06
Don't be a dick.
Of course not.
1:00:08
Im just...
1:00:10
you know, curious.
1:00:13
Well...
1:00:15
When you decide to live with
a chick, everything changes.
1:00:21
The key to survival...
1:00:23
is remember one thing.
1:00:25
That's that your life now
belong to someone else.
1:00:30
You'll notice things about your
daily routine that start to change.
1:00:35
For instance, the toilet seat shit.
It is a big one.
1:00:39
You've got to remember to
put that down or you're fucked.
1:00:42
Loraine almost left me
because I forgot that shit.
1:00:46
And remember to flush.
If you leave a floater in there,
1:00:50
you're a dead man.
1:00:53
And you got to
1:00:55
go easy on the gas.
1:00:57
I used to give Loraine
the Dutch oven every night.