1:00:01
Wait a second.
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You're not thinking of
shacking up with that ho'?
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Don't be a dick.
Of course not.
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Im just...
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you know, curious.
1:00:13
Well...
1:00:15
When you decide to live with
a chick, everything changes.
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The key to survival...
1:00:23
is remember one thing.
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That's that your life now
belong to someone else.
1:00:30
You'll notice things about your
daily routine that start to change.
1:00:35
For instance, the toilet seat shit.
It is a big one.
1:00:39
You've got to remember to
put that down or you're fucked.
1:00:42
Loraine almost left me
because I forgot that shit.
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And remember to flush.
If you leave a floater in there,
1:00:50
you're a dead man.
1:00:53
And you got to
1:00:55
go easy on the gas.
1:00:57
I used to give Loraine
the Dutch oven every night.
1:01:02
Then she started slipping
laxatives into my dinner at night,
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you know, for revenge.
1:01:06
I almost shit out my colon.
1:01:11
But I...
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changed my diet after that.
1:01:15
For Loraine.
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And I actually feel better
because of it.
1:01:20
All in all, living with Loraine...
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sharing everything...
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has got its advantages
and disadvantages.
1:01:31
Is that what you wanted to hear?
1:01:34
Yeah, man.
1:01:36
Yeah.
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Thanks a lot.
1:01:43
We used to have this credo.
1:01:45
Bros before ho's...
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pals before gals.
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Don't get me wrong.
I definitely believe in
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the institution of marriage
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and family.
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Its just that