1:13:00
And then there was Zeke.
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Zeke was like downtown art boy.
1:13:05
You know what I mean?
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The guy was so fucking
conceited in bed.
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Right? And the irony is...
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he had the smallest cock
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I have ever seen.
1:13:15
It was all tip and no shaft.
1:13:18
Im serious.
1:13:19
It was like an acorn
resting on his balls there.
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Then to top it off,
the guy's a freak in bed.
1:13:28
He'd be like:
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"Who's your daddy?
1:13:31
Who's your daddy?"
1:13:36
I think that was the most he
ever asked me about myself.
1:13:39
And then there was Jonathan.
1:13:42
He was harmless, Jonathan.
1:13:44
Yeah.
1:13:45
I could've hung out
with him a little longer.
1:13:48
Mia, you getting "emo" on us?
1:13:51
-Please.
-What's "emo"?
1:13:53
Emotions. Occupational hazard.
1:13:55
No, I just felt kind of
bad for him, that's all.
1:13:58
-Then again, he had it coming.
-Of course he had it coming.
1:14:01
Exactly.
1:14:02
Fuck this shit. I want details.
Did he have a big dick?
1:14:05
Come on, give it to us.
1:14:07
Package size.
1:14:09
Oh my...!
1:14:12
Come on.
1:14:14
Holy shit!
1:14:19
-Oh, baby!
-You go, girl!
1:14:22
Does he have cousins or brothers?
1:14:24
So is that all of them?
1:14:26
No.
1:14:27
Then there was also Eric.
1:14:29
The pathetic married friend.
1:14:31
Married, not married, married...
1:14:34
He comes over to my house,
giving me this sob story
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about how it's my fault
his friends are abandoning him
1:14:41
-on their Sunday brunches.
-Which it was.
1:14:43
Of course, but I didn't
let him know that.
1:14:45
So what did you do?
1:14:48
I blew him.
1:14:49
Yeah! Who's your daddy now?
1:14:55
He actually tasted good.
1:14:57
-His wife probably reads Cosmo.
-Yeah.
1:14:59
Mia, you're a fucking pro.