1:14:01
Exactly.
1:14:02
Fuck this shit. I want details.
Did he have a big dick?
1:14:05
Come on, give it to us.
1:14:07
Package size.
1:14:09
Oh my...!
1:14:12
Come on.
1:14:14
Holy shit!
1:14:19
-Oh, baby!
-You go, girl!
1:14:22
Does he have cousins or brothers?
1:14:24
So is that all of them?
1:14:26
No.
1:14:27
Then there was also Eric.
1:14:29
The pathetic married friend.
1:14:31
Married, not married, married...
1:14:34
He comes over to my house,
giving me this sob story
1:14:37
about how it's my fault
his friends are abandoning him
1:14:41
-on their Sunday brunches.
-Which it was.
1:14:43
Of course, but I didn't
let him know that.
1:14:45
So what did you do?
1:14:48
I blew him.
1:14:49
Yeah! Who's your daddy now?
1:14:55
He actually tasted good.
1:14:57
-His wife probably reads Cosmo.
-Yeah.
1:14:59
Mia, you're a fucking pro.
1:15:01
Where do you find these guys?
1:15:04
When I saw them work on those
three girls in the park that day,
1:15:07
I knew they were the ones.
1:15:09
They had the bloated egos,
1:15:12
the look, the lines,
the whole nine yards.
1:15:16
Why are men such
fucking idiots?
1:15:17
I figured these guys out
in a matter of minutes.
1:15:20
They were perfect.
1:15:22
It was awesome watching them
scramble in their own game,
1:15:25
thinking they're
God's gift to women.
1:15:27
They didn't know what hit them.
1:15:28
The point is that it's fun.
1:15:31
I mean...
1:15:32
Yeah, it's fun.
1:15:34
Guys do it all the time.
1:15:36
You got to be willing to face
the consequences if you scam.
1:15:39
You know...
1:15:41
everybody fucks everybody
in the end.
1:15:43
You got to be prepared.
1:15:45
ItÂ’s the nature of the beast.
1:15:47
Next, please.