:02:01
Lots of toys...
:02:02
and two pairs
of retractable arms.
:02:05
"And the prince climbed to
the top of the tower and said...
:02:08
'Come with me...
:02:09
and we'll live
happily ever after.'
:02:11
"And Rapunzel left
her plastic bubble and died."
:02:16
The End.
:02:18
Those evil doctors.
:02:22
Nobody's gonna get any germs
on my little boy now.
:02:26
You'll always stay pure.
:02:28
Won't you, Jimmy?
:02:33
Jimmy! Breakfie!
:02:35
I had my reading.
:02:37
I wish they had more than
one magazine in the world, Mom.
:02:39
So do l, dear.
:02:41
My favorite TV show,
"Land of the Lost. "
:02:43
I wish TVs had more
than one channel, Mom.
:02:45
So do l, dear.
:02:46
And I had
the best teacher...
:02:48
in the whole, wide world.
:02:49
And then the Indians...
:02:50
decided to move
to the reservations...
:02:52
where they
could open casinos...
:02:53
and sell
tax-free cigarettes...
:02:55
and stay out of
the white man's way.
:02:57
Another A-plus.
:03:00
The neighborhood kids always
wanted to hang at my house.
:03:02
Lives in a bubble,
smells like poop
:03:05
Bubble boy, bubble boy
:03:08
Get out of here,
you little buggers! Go on!
:03:11
But I liked
to hang with my dad.
:03:12
Holy mother of shit, Morton!
:03:13
Are you trying to kill
him with that thing?
:03:19
Jimmy, lunchie.
:03:26
Suppertime was the best.
:03:27
Nothing could beat Mom's
homemade, vitamin-rich...
:03:29
soy-based, germ-free,
fat-free fiber cookies.
:03:32
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
:03:35
I grew up
like any other kid.
:03:38
At 16,
I didn't get a car...
:03:40
but I did get an electrical
rock-music guitar!
:03:42
I can't
believe the things I found
:03:46
I need to find my way
:03:49
I'm lost, I'm lost
:03:51
I do believe I'm living
:03:54
In the Land
:03:55
Of the Lost
:03:59
I'm living in the Land