Donnie Darko
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Daye Dennis.
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Hey, you fuck!
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Did you tell them that
I flooded the school?

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I didn't say shit.
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That's not what I heard.
They think I did it.

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Yeah, well,
if you're innocent,

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then you have nothing
to worry about, right?

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Fuck you!
You know what I think?

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I think you did it.
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Beer and pussy,
that's all I need.

:32:56
We gotta
find ourselves a Smurfette.

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Smurfette?
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Mm-hmm.
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Not some, like, tight-ass,
Middlesex chick, you know?

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Like this cute little blonde,
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that will get down
and dirty with the guys.

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- Like Smurfette does.
- Smurfette doesn't fuck.

:33:13
That's bullshit.
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Smurfette fucks
all the other Smurfs.

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Why do you think
Papa Smurf made her?

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Because all the other Smurfs
were getting too horny.

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No, no, no,
not "Vanity."

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I heard he was
a homosexual.

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Okay, well,
you know what?

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Then, she fucks them
while Vanity watches. Okay?

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What about
Papa Smurf?

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He must get in
on the action.

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Yeah, what he does,
he films the gang-bang.

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Later on, he beats off
to the tape.

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First of all,
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Papa Smurf didn't
create Smurfette.

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Gargamel did. She was sent
in as Gargamel's evil spy

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with the intention
of destroying the Smurf village.

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But the overwhelming
goodness

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of the Smurf way of life
transformed her.

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And as for the whole
gang-bang scenario,

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itjust couldn't happen.
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Smurfs are asexual.
They don't even have...

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reproductive organs under
those little white pants.


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