:32:09
Daye Dennis.
:32:17
Hey, you fuck!
:32:20
Did you tell them that
I flooded the school?
:32:24
I didn't say shit.
:32:26
That's not what I heard.
They think I did it.
:32:28
Yeah, well,
if you're innocent,
:32:30
then you have nothing
to worry about, right?
:32:33
Fuck you!
You know what I think?
:32:36
I think you did it.
:32:53
Beer and pussy,
that's all I need.
:32:56
We gotta
find ourselves a Smurfette.
:32:58
Smurfette?
:33:00
Mm-hmm.
:33:01
Not some, like, tight-ass,
Middlesex chick, you know?
:33:04
Like this cute little blonde,
:33:05
that will get down
and dirty with the guys.
:33:07
- Like Smurfette does.
- Smurfette doesn't fuck.
:33:13
That's bullshit.
:33:14
Smurfette fucks
all the other Smurfs.
:33:16
Why do you think
Papa Smurf made her?
:33:17
Because all the other Smurfs
were getting too horny.
:33:20
No, no, no,
not "Vanity."
:33:21
I heard he was
a homosexual.
:33:23
Okay, well,
you know what?
:33:24
Then, she fucks them
while Vanity watches. Okay?
:33:27
What about
Papa Smurf?
:33:28
He must get in
on the action.
:33:31
Yeah, what he does,
he films the gang-bang.
:33:33
Later on, he beats off
to the tape.
:33:37
First of all,
:33:38
Papa Smurf didn't
create Smurfette.
:33:41
Gargamel did. She was sent
in as Gargamel's evil spy
:33:43
with the intention
of destroying the Smurf village.
:33:46
But the overwhelming
goodness
:33:48
of the Smurf way of life
transformed her.
:33:50
And as for the whole
gang-bang scenario,
:33:53
itjust couldn't happen.
:33:55
Smurfs are asexual.
They don't even have...
:33:59
reproductive organs under
those little white pants.