Donnie Darko
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:33:00
Mm-hmm.
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Not some, like, tight-ass,
Middlesex chick, you know?

:33:04
Like this cute little blonde,
:33:05
that will get down
and dirty with the guys.

:33:07
- Like Smurfette does.
- Smurfette doesn't fuck.

:33:13
That's bullshit.
:33:14
Smurfette fucks
all the other Smurfs.

:33:16
Why do you think
Papa Smurf made her?

:33:17
Because all the other Smurfs
were getting too horny.

:33:20
No, no, no,
not "Vanity."

:33:21
I heard he was
a homosexual.

:33:23
Okay, well,
you know what?

:33:24
Then, she fucks them
while Vanity watches. Okay?

:33:27
What about
Papa Smurf?

:33:28
He must get in
on the action.

:33:31
Yeah, what he does,
he films the gang-bang.

:33:33
Later on, he beats off
to the tape.

:33:37
First of all,
:33:38
Papa Smurf didn't
create Smurfette.

:33:41
Gargamel did. She was sent
in as Gargamel's evil spy

:33:43
with the intention
of destroying the Smurf village.

:33:46
But the overwhelming
goodness

:33:48
of the Smurf way of life
transformed her.

:33:50
And as for the whole
gang-bang scenario,

:33:53
itjust couldn't happen.
:33:55
Smurfs are asexual.
They don't even have...

:33:59
reproductive organs under
those little white pants.

:34:03
That's what's
so illogical, you know,

:34:05
about being a Smurf.
:34:07
What's the point
of living...

:34:09
if you don't
have a dick?

:34:14
Damn it, Donnie.
:34:16
Why do you gotta
get so smart on us?

:34:19
- Grandma Death.
:34:21
Excuse me! Excuse me!
:34:25
Please stay off the road,
Miss Sparrow.

:34:27
If this happens again,
:34:29
I am going to call
Social Services.

:34:30
I hate that
Mrs. Farmer.

:34:32
- Watch your step. That's it.
- She's such a fucking bitch.

:34:34
- There you are, that's a girl.
- Yeah.

:34:37
- How old is Grandma Death?
- 101.

:34:41
She does the same thing
every day.

:34:44
Just walks
back and forth

:34:46
and back and forth
to the mailbox.

:34:49
Nothing
ever in there.

:34:54
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
:34:59
She goes-
she's going back to the box.


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