:54:02
Whit, I didn't steal anything.
:54:04
I just want to play the Apollo. You're
the only man who can help me do it.
:54:08
No. I'm out
of the comedy business.
:54:11
Last person
I was gonna help is dead.
:54:14
But, anyway,
he was a special case.
:54:17
Really ?
What was so special about him ?
:54:20
About him ? Nothin', really,
ifyou want to know.
:54:23
He didn't have much talent to speak of.
:54:26
But no matter
how bad it went--
:54:29
and, believe me, sometimes
it went really bad--
:54:32
he wanted to get back onstage.
:54:37
He was a good kid.
:54:40
And I wanted to be there
when things got good for him, but--
:54:52
Thanks for the beer.
:54:54
Whitney, it's me-- Lance.
:54:56
Uh-- I got hit by a truck,
:54:59
and I went up to heaven,
and they took my body quick.
:55:02
And I'm in heaven,
and it's all blue.
:55:04
And this guy--
And then the other guy, Mr. King,
:55:07
he looked like Ricky Ricardo and--
:55:10
I don't know if it's drugs you're takin'
or drugs you need to be takin',
:55:14
but do something.
:55:17
Whitney, remember when we did
that gig in Atlantic City ?
:55:22
They were supposed to pay us 500,
but they only gave us 250.
:55:26
And we got real drunk
and hung out with these two girls.
:55:29
We got so drunk, we thought
they was transvestites.
:55:32
Turns out they weren't
transvestites.
:55:34
They were just
two real ugly girls.
:55:37
Then we brought 'em back to the hotel,
hung out with 'em, fell asleep.
:55:41
When we woke up,
what did we find out ?
:55:43
They robbed us !
:55:46
Yeah, man ! They--
:55:56
Booey !