:55:02
And I'm in heaven,
and it's all blue.
:55:04
And this guy--
And then the other guy, Mr. King,
:55:07
he looked like Ricky Ricardo and--
:55:10
I don't know if it's drugs you're takin'
or drugs you need to be takin',
:55:14
but do something.
:55:17
Whitney, remember when we did
that gig in Atlantic City ?
:55:22
They were supposed to pay us 500,
but they only gave us 250.
:55:26
And we got real drunk
and hung out with these two girls.
:55:29
We got so drunk, we thought
they was transvestites.
:55:32
Turns out they weren't
transvestites.
:55:34
They were just
two real ugly girls.
:55:37
Then we brought 'em back to the hotel,
hung out with 'em, fell asleep.
:55:41
When we woke up,
what did we find out ?
:55:43
They robbed us !
:55:46
Yeah, man ! They--
:55:56
Booey !
:56:00
Yeah ! Whoo !
:56:02
- Th-This is impossible.
- What's so impossible about it ?
:56:04
You been going to church
your whole life.
:56:06
You've been putting money
in the collection plate every week.
:56:09
This is just
your tax dollars at work.
:56:12
Wait a minute. God--
:56:15
What's God like ?
Does He have a sense of humor ?
:56:17
I haven't met God,
but the devil got some good weed.
:56:20
I'm just joking.
:56:22
Just playin', man.
:56:24
I haven't even met him yet,
but I met this guy, Mr. King.
:56:28
-He's kind of like the manager up there.
-Manager ? Wait--
:56:32
Lance. Just because you built
a comedy club in your own home,
:56:35
it doesn't mean
you can pull this off.
:56:37
You gotta work your material
in front of a real audience.
:56:41
I got an audience.
You heard me gettin' laughs.
:56:46
You ain't my type
but I think I like you
:56:48
Doin' just fine
but I think I like you
:56:51
You ain't the right height
but I think I like you
:56:54
Wasn't love at first sight
but I think I like you
:56:56
They say you're kinda rude
but I think I like you
:56:59
I don't like your crew
but I think I like you