:56:00
Yeah ! Whoo !
:56:02
- Th-This is impossible.
- What's so impossible about it ?
:56:04
You been going to church
your whole life.
:56:06
You've been putting money
in the collection plate every week.
:56:09
This is just
your tax dollars at work.
:56:12
Wait a minute. God--
:56:15
What's God like ?
Does He have a sense of humor ?
:56:17
I haven't met God,
but the devil got some good weed.
:56:20
I'm just joking.
:56:22
Just playin', man.
:56:24
I haven't even met him yet,
but I met this guy, Mr. King.
:56:28
-He's kind of like the manager up there.
-Manager ? Wait--
:56:32
Lance. Just because you built
a comedy club in your own home,
:56:35
it doesn't mean
you can pull this off.
:56:37
You gotta work your material
in front of a real audience.
:56:41
I got an audience.
You heard me gettin' laughs.
:56:46
You ain't my type
but I think I like you
:56:48
Doin' just fine
but I think I like you
:56:51
You ain't the right height
but I think I like you
:56:54
Wasn't love at first sight
but I think I like you
:56:56
They say you're kinda rude
but I think I like you
:56:59
I don't like your crew
but I think I like you
:57:02
What else do we got ?
:57:04
"Your mother has so much hair
under her arms,
:57:07
it looks like she has
Buckwheat in a headlock."
:57:09
I don't know why
but I think I like you
:57:14
You ain't my type
but I think I like you
:57:18
You know what I like
about telling jokes ? It's pure.
:57:20
It's like Boxing 1 01 .
You versus the audience.
:57:24
It's not like music.
Nobody cares what you look like.
:57:26
Nobody cares
what you're wearing.
:57:28
People just want to know
If you're funny. Can you bring it ?
:57:32
And I just wanna go to the Apollo
and bring it one time.
:57:36
What about that stuff
you were saying at the hospital ?
:57:38
People think that stuff every day,
but you never hear anybody say it.
:57:43
- I was just talkin'.
- Yeah, but it worked.
:57:47
- What do you mean, worked ?
- It was funny.
:57:53
Ooh-ooh
:57:55
Shake ya ass
But watch yaself
:57:58
Shake ya ass
Show me what you workin' with