:04:17
Oh, damn!
:04:48
Though it may be hard to believe
that a single biology professor...
:04:53
making in excess of$1 7,500 a year...
:04:56
could manage to find time to gradeyour
first biology research papers, I did.
:05:01
As you can see, there was
a shocking statistical anomaly.
:05:05
Pretty much all ofyou got A's.
:05:11
You deserve to congratulateyourselves.
I got a good feeling about this group.
:05:16
And I think that the parade ofA's will
continue to the end ofthe semester.
:05:21
So much for the bell curve, right?
:05:23
Bell curves suck!
:05:26
Mr. Kane?
:05:27
Dr. Kane, seems to be a mistake here.
:05:31
My brother and I each got a C-minus
on our reports.
:05:34
C-minus. Me too.
:05:37
Allow me to share something
with the entire class.
:05:41
As I was grading papers, I came across
two gems, both entitled "Cells Are Bad."
:05:46
And both withjust one paragraph...
:05:49
which I unfortunately
committed to memory.
:05:52
"Cells are bad.
:05:54
My uncle lives in a cell.
It's ten foot by twelve.
:05:57
And he has to read the same boring
magazine every day.