:05:01
As you can see, there was
a shocking statistical anomaly.
:05:05
Pretty much all ofyou got A's.
:05:11
You deserve to congratulateyourselves.
I got a good feeling about this group.
:05:16
And I think that the parade ofA's will
continue to the end ofthe semester.
:05:21
So much for the bell curve, right?
:05:23
Bell curves suck!
:05:26
Mr. Kane?
:05:27
Dr. Kane, seems to be a mistake here.
:05:31
My brother and I each got a C-minus
on our reports.
:05:34
C-minus. Me too.
:05:37
Allow me to share something
with the entire class.
:05:41
As I was grading papers, I came across
two gems, both entitled "Cells Are Bad."
:05:46
And both withjust one paragraph...
:05:49
which I unfortunately
committed to memory.
:05:52
"Cells are bad.
:05:54
My uncle lives in a cell.
It's ten foot by twelve.
:05:57
And he has to read the same boring
magazine every day.
:06:01
The end."
:06:05
You're talking about our papers,
aren't you, Dr. Kane?
:06:09
Yes, I am.
:06:11
Although my standards are not
where they used to be...
:06:13
I still could not bring myself
to put an A on top ofthose beauties.
:06:17
Hopeyou understand.
:06:20
- Sure.
- Yeah, okay.
:06:23
Let's get back to work at the Periodic
Table which is not, as some suppose--
:06:27
A meteor? Where?
:06:32
Route 89-A.
:06:35
Yeah, I got it.
:06:38
Rest assured I will be there.
Okay. Bye.
:06:46
How's it look, Professor?
:06:50
It's tight.
:06:53
Really tight, Nadine,
but not too tight.
:06:57
You just don't have the points.
I'm sorry.
:06:59
Don't take it too hard. Geology's
a tougher subject than people think.