Freddy Got Fingered
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:10:01
- Who are you?
- I'm...

:10:04
I'm Quincy. I'm with the Coroner's Office.
I'm like a police officer.

:10:08
So I should see Mr. Davidson
cos I'm a police officer.

:10:10
OK. I...
:10:13
He'll be at that restaurant.
:10:16
- He'll be devastated.
- OK...

:10:21
God, he loved Linda.
:10:26
- He did love Linda.
- I know.

:10:29
I think it's wonderful
when two people love one another, and...

:10:33
...even though there's a chance one of
those two people will die a horrible death...

:10:37
...that doesn't make me fear love.
I'm not afraid of love.

:10:42
Could I be your boyfriend? I love you.
:10:45
- Get outta here!
- No, no, no. I was just thinking...

:10:48
A woman is dead. Linda is dead!
:10:51
I thought we could grieve together
over the dead Linda, over the dead woman.

:10:55
Fuck off!
:10:57
You're a skinny loser!
:10:59
- Someone call Security.
- Don't.

:11:01
Shit!
:11:03
- Security!
- Don't call them, OK? I gotta go.

:11:08
Tell Hanna-Barbera to go fuck themselves.
:11:10
I got twelve Korean teenagers in a tiger cage
that can draw a fucking dog wearing a cape.

:11:15
OK. I'm looking for a Mr. Dave Davidson.
:11:17
- Are you Dave Davidson?
- No.

:11:19
- David Davidson?
- My name's Peter.

:11:21
- I'm looking for a David Davidson.
- I'm a woman.

:11:24
- Did I ask what sex you are?
- No.

:11:25
- Did I ask if you were David Davidson?
- My name is Cheryl.

:11:29
- I'm Dave Davidson. Is there a problem?
- You're Mr. Davidson?

:11:32
- Yeah, officer. Is there a problem here?
- I'm not really a cop.

:11:37
My name's Gord, and I want
to show you my drawings.

:11:39
Your drawings? Are you kidding?
:11:42
Mr. Davidson, I'm an animator. I've got
this idea I wanna pitch to you. It's a cartoon.

:11:46
It's a cat with super powers.
It can see through wooden doors.

:11:49
He solves crimes, he can fly.
My friends and I think it's hilarious.

:11:53
He flies like this. It's great.
:11:56
Right, well, I'm glad
your friends enjoy it, OK?

:11:59
Tell me something, what do you want?

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