:11:01
Shit!
:11:03
- Security!
- Don't call them, OK? I gotta go.
:11:08
Tell Hanna-Barbera to go fuck themselves.
:11:10
I got twelve Korean teenagers in a tiger cage
that can draw a fucking dog wearing a cape.
:11:15
OK. I'm looking for a Mr. Dave Davidson.
:11:17
- Are you Dave Davidson?
- No.
:11:19
- David Davidson?
- My name's Peter.
:11:21
- I'm looking for a David Davidson.
- I'm a woman.
:11:24
- Did I ask what sex you are?
- No.
:11:25
- Did I ask if you were David Davidson?
- My name is Cheryl.
:11:29
- I'm Dave Davidson. Is there a problem?
- You're Mr. Davidson?
:11:32
- Yeah, officer. Is there a problem here?
- I'm not really a cop.
:11:37
My name's Gord, and I want
to show you my drawings.
:11:39
Your drawings? Are you kidding?
:11:42
Mr. Davidson, I'm an animator. I've got
this idea I wanna pitch to you. It's a cartoon.
:11:46
It's a cat with super powers.
It can see through wooden doors.
:11:49
He solves crimes, he can fly.
My friends and I think it's hilarious.
:11:53
He flies like this. It's great.
:11:56
Right, well, I'm glad
your friends enjoy it, OK?
:11:59
Tell me something, what do you want?
:12:01
I want you to help me make it
into a TV show.
:12:04
You just barge into a restaurant
dressed like a fucking English bobby...
:12:08
...and expect someone to give you a TV show?
:12:10
Uh, I don't know. Um...
:12:12
- Yeah.
- Do me a favor? Leave me alone.
:12:15
- Please, please...
- Valet?
:12:16
- Please, just look at my drawings.
- Yeah, OK. Fine.
:12:20
It's X-ray Cat, but instead of seeing through
everything, he can only see through wood.
:12:25
So if there's something on the other side
of a wooden door... See the criminal?
:12:29
- I see the criminal. I see the door.
- He sees the criminal and saves the day...
:12:33
...to the dismay of the police cos they hate it
when people take the law into their hands.
:12:38
- Like a Batman.
- Like a Guardian Angel. What's that called?
:12:41
- Like a vigilante.
- Like a vigilante! He's like a vigilante...
:12:45
...uh, cat.
:12:51
It's a cat who's a vigilante.
A cat who is a vigilante.
:12:54
I got that, Gord. Listen, your drawings are
pretty good, but it doesn't make sense, OK?
:12:58
It's fucking stupid. OK?