Freddy Got Fingered
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:12:01
I want you to help me make it
into a TV show.

:12:04
You just barge into a restaurant
dressed like a fucking English bobby...

:12:08
...and expect someone to give you a TV show?
:12:10
Uh, I don't know. Um...
:12:12
- Yeah.
- Do me a favor? Leave me alone.

:12:15
- Please, please...
- Valet?

:12:16
- Please, just look at my drawings.
- Yeah, OK. Fine.

:12:20
It's X-ray Cat, but instead of seeing through
everything, he can only see through wood.

:12:25
So if there's something on the other side
of a wooden door... See the criminal?

:12:29
- I see the criminal. I see the door.
- He sees the criminal and saves the day...

:12:33
...to the dismay of the police cos they hate it
when people take the law into their hands.

:12:38
- Like a Batman.
- Like a Guardian Angel. What's that called?

:12:41
- Like a vigilante.
- Like a vigilante! He's like a vigilante...

:12:45
...uh, cat.
:12:51
It's a cat who's a vigilante.
A cat who is a vigilante.

:12:54
I got that, Gord. Listen, your drawings are
pretty good, but it doesn't make sense, OK?

:12:58
It's fucking stupid. OK?
:13:01
What you need here is elevation.
:13:03
There has to be something that happens
that's funny. What the fuck's happening here?

:13:07
- OK. That's a banana...
- I see the banana, Gord.

:13:10
- With string.
- I see the string.

:13:12
With a bag of eyes on the other end,
ba-ba-baboon eyes...

:13:15
...with sauce...
:13:19
...uh, dripping.
:13:20
Dripping sauce and a baboon.
:13:25
You see what I mean?
It doesn't make any sense, Gord.

:13:28
It sucks! The drawings are pretty good,
but the characters are lame.

:13:32
God. The characters are lame.
I'm a loser. I wish I was dead!

:13:35
Gord, listen! Wait, wait, wait. Listen.
:13:38
I'm trying to give you
a piece of advice. Will you stop?

:13:41
You gotta figure these animals out.
You gotta figure them out.

:13:44
You gotta get inside the animals. OK?
:13:48
Figure them out.
:13:50
Take that out. I can't understand.
:13:52
- I gotta get inside the animals?
- Get inside the animals.

:13:56
- You mean I shouldn't blow my brains out?
- No. No, you shouldn't blow your brains out.


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