Freddy Got Fingered
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:56:00
Don't you get it? Fuck you, fuck me.
Fuck you, fuck me. Fuck you, fuck me.

:56:07
And I never fingered Freddy!
:56:28
And now over to Phil,
who has a special-interest story. Phil?

:56:33
We've heard of electric wheelchairs, but
have you heard of one powered by rockets?

:56:38
A girl by the name of Betty Menger may not
be able to walk, but it hasn't slowed her down.

:56:43
She's a scientist who designed a wheelchair
that does 0 to 60 in under four seconds.

:56:50
She did it.
:56:56
Look at her go!
:57:02
Way to go, Betty.
:57:04
Yeah, hi.
:57:06
Do you think that I pay you to stand
around watching TV? Get back to work.

:57:11
- Sorry, kid. I don't think this'll work out.
- Don't call me kid.

:57:14
Sir, although I respect your authority here
at Submarine Supreme...

:57:18
...and I admire your position of power...
:57:21
...I regretfully am going to have to again
bow out of the sandwich industry...

:57:25
...because in reality I am an animator.
:57:29
I'm an animator, OK?
:57:37
See ya.
:57:39
- Where the hell d'you think you're going?
- To get a job, Dad. OK?

:57:42
- You must think I'm a damn idiot.
- Uh... yes.

:57:45
Bullshit, you're getting a job!
:57:46
You're a liar. You're grounded, you liar.
:57:49
- Grounded? I'm 28 years old.
- I don't care! Go to your room.

:57:52
Bye-bye, Daddy. Bye-bye, Daddy.
I'm going to get a jobbie!

:57:56
No, you're not!
Not in this damn car you're not!

:57:59
- Bye-bye, Daddy.
- Fuck you! Thief! Thief! Thief!


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