:10:00
Oh, my God.
Look, the Satanists are leaving.
:10:02
Hey, we should follow them.
:10:03
Oh, we totally have to.
:10:08
Oh, my God!
:10:16
So, what do you do
if you're a Satanist, anyway?
:10:21
Sacrifice virgins and stuff.
:10:23
Well, that lets us off the hook.
:10:27
How the hell
did we get so far behind them?
:10:29
I don't know.
That's just great.
:10:30
- Jesus!
- Oh, yay.
:10:33
Oh, my God. Look at this.
:10:36
"Wowsville"?
Authentic Fifties diner?
:10:40
Since when were there mini-malls
in the 1950s?
:10:47
Who could forget this great hit
from the Fifties, huh?
:10:50
I feel as though
I've stepped into a time warp.
:10:53
Hey, check out the awesome
Fifties hairdo on our waiter.
:10:59
Hi.
My name is Allen...
:11:02
and I'll be your waiter
this afternoon.
:11:04
- Hi, Al.
- Can we call you "Weird Al"?
:11:07
I'd imagine so.
:11:11
You should check out
the personals.
:11:13
Maybe our future husbands
are trying to contact us.
:11:20
Here we go.
:11:21
"Windsurfing doctor, Mensan IQ,
maverick Sagittarius.
:11:26
"Let's hit the clubs,
make each other laugh."
:11:29
You can have that one.
:11:31
Jesus, listen to this one.
:11:33
"Do you remember me,
airport shuttle, June 7?
:11:37
"You, striking blond
with yellow dress...
:11:39
"pearl necklace, brown shoes.
:11:40
"I was the bookish fellow
in the green cardigan...
:11:43
"who helped you find
your contact lens.
:11:45
"Am I crazy,
or did we have a moment?"
:11:47
God, that's so pathetic.
:11:48
I mean, she probably
didn't even notice him.
:11:51
And he's psychotically obsessing
over every little detail.
:11:54
We should call him
and pretend to be the blond.
:11:57
Oh, we totally have to.