:11:02
and I'll be your waiter
this afternoon.
:11:04
- Hi, Al.
- Can we call you "Weird Al"?
:11:07
I'd imagine so.
:11:11
You should check out
the personals.
:11:13
Maybe our future husbands
are trying to contact us.
:11:20
Here we go.
:11:21
"Windsurfing doctor, Mensan IQ,
maverick Sagittarius.
:11:26
"Let's hit the clubs,
make each other laugh."
:11:29
You can have that one.
:11:31
Jesus, listen to this one.
:11:33
"Do you remember me,
airport shuttle, June 7?
:11:37
"You, striking blond
with yellow dress...
:11:39
"pearl necklace, brown shoes.
:11:40
"I was the bookish fellow
in the green cardigan...
:11:43
"who helped you find
your contact lens.
:11:45
"Am I crazy,
or did we have a moment?"
:11:47
God, that's so pathetic.
:11:48
I mean, she probably
didn't even notice him.
:11:51
And he's psychotically obsessing
over every little detail.
:11:54
We should call him
and pretend to be the blond.
:11:57
Oh, we totally have to.
:12:01
It's his machine.
:12:06
Hi, it's me.
:12:08
Your striking blond.
:12:10
Of course I remember you.
:12:11
Let's get together for lunch
sometime.
:12:12
How about Friday at 1:00?
:12:15
Meet me at my favorite
restaurant-- Wowsville.
:12:19
It's in the mall
on Century Parkway.
:12:22
See you there, darling.
:12:23
Oh, yeah, and be sure to wear
that sexy green cardigan.
:12:30
Oh, it's that comedian
I was telling you about.
:12:33
- I still live with my mother.
- He's the absolute worst.
:12:37
So what if she's been dead
for fifteen years?
:12:42
See?
That's barely even a joke.
:12:43
Well, it's like I always say--
:12:47
take my life...please.
:12:51
Joey McCobb, the weirdest man
in show business.
:12:55
If he's so weird,
how come he's wearing Nikes?
:12:59
Joey McCobb is our god.