:15:02
You're funny.
:15:04
Whoop!
Oh!
:15:06
You really should have somebody take
a look at those knees.
:15:09
You know, they've never done this before.
I'm gonna have to see a psychiatrist.
:15:12
I mean, a leg doctor, because obviously
it's a leg problem.
:15:15
At least let me buy you another latte.
Ah, no, thanks, Jim.
:15:19
How do you know my name?
:15:23
I don't remember introducing myself.
But you did, Jim. Remember?
:15:28
I'm Amanda and that's Hamlet.
Jim, Amanda, Hamlet.
:15:32
I think I'd remember a beautiful name like Amanda.
:15:35
But you didn't.
Anyway, sorry.
:15:38
I can't go out with you.
For coffee.
:15:40
I didn't mean go out with you,
just go out with you for coffee.
:15:44
Not even to replace this one,
Which I can't.
:15:46
I got the runs. I mean, I gotta run.
Okay, gotta go.
:15:53
Oh, God.
:15:55
I got the runs?
:16:02
So why didn't you have coffee with him?
:16:04
Because that's what I would normally do.
What?
:16:07
I'd have coffee with him,
I'd move in...
:16:10
and find myself alone on a beach in Waikiki...
:16:12
while he's off with the slut that runs
the pearl-diving concession.
:16:15
Oh, yeah, it happened.
:16:19
- Is that the new C.K. girl?
- Uh-huh.
:16:23
- She's cute.
- You know, I heard they gave her 11 million dollars.
:16:28
She looks 14, though.
Hello.
:16:31
She's 12.
:16:37
Question. If these guys are your dates, why do you
make them stand over there?
:16:42
Have you ever spent an entire evening
with one of these guys?
:16:44
It's all, "You're beautiful in that dress."
"You look beautiful in this light."
:16:47
"Come marry me and be the queen of my country."
:16:51
So Holly worked out the "You sit over there" system.
It works.
:16:53
- You know, she turned down a full ride at Stanford.
- Yeah.
:16:56
Really? Why'd you do that?
Sweetheart, look at me.
:16:59
What do I need Stanford for?
Mm-hmm.