:16:02
So why didn't you have coffee with him?
:16:04
Because that's what I would normally do.
What?
:16:07
I'd have coffee with him,
I'd move in...
:16:10
and find myself alone on a beach in Waikiki...
:16:12
while he's off with the slut that runs
the pearl-diving concession.
:16:15
Oh, yeah, it happened.
:16:19
- Is that the new C.K. girl?
- Uh-huh.
:16:23
- She's cute.
- You know, I heard they gave her 11 million dollars.
:16:28
She looks 14, though.
Hello.
:16:31
She's 12.
:16:37
Question. If these guys are your dates, why do you
make them stand over there?
:16:42
Have you ever spent an entire evening
with one of these guys?
:16:44
It's all, "You're beautiful in that dress."
"You look beautiful in this light."
:16:47
"Come marry me and be the queen of my country."
:16:51
So Holly worked out the "You sit over there" system.
It works.
:16:53
- You know, she turned down a full ride at Stanford.
- Yeah.
:16:56
Really? Why'd you do that?
Sweetheart, look at me.
:16:59
What do I need Stanford for?
Mm-hmm.
:17:04
- That's $120. I don't--
- It's 1,200.
:17:08
- Twelve hundred dollars?
- Relax.
:17:13
Ladies, may I have the honor of taking you to dinner?
:17:16
Thank you.
That's so sweet.
:17:18
It's nothing.
:17:37
If you say you're not interested in him,
:17:39
why are you watching him?
I'm not.
:17:42
Well, I am, but only to prove to you
that he has some huge flaw.
:17:46
How do you know that?
:17:48
Because I'm attracted to him.
:17:52
What a cute little bunny.
Look.
:17:54
Okay, there's the flaw.
He has a love child.
:17:57
Who's that woman that just walked in?