:13:00
I told you I have your back,
even if I got hit by a bus.
:13:03
Your ass didn't
even get hit by a bus.
:13:05
[ Screaming ]
:13:11
I made it!
I can't feel my legs,
but I'm alive!
:13:18
- [ Horn Honks ]
- [ Screams ]
:13:23
- And you predicted that shit?.
- Yeah.
:13:25
What areyou doin'here?
You gonna hook me up
with a chick...
:13:28
with no gag reflex
or some shit like that?.
:13:30
Even better. I'm gonna
be in there with you.
:13:32
By the time I'm done with you,
every college in the country
will be knockin' at your door.
:13:38
Ow! Shit!
Man, I must not
be high enough, man.
:13:41
- He a ghost, man.
- Cool. That explains everything.
:13:46
I'm up here tryin' to put
my fuckin' hand through the--
:13:49
We've never had anybody,
let alone two people,
get a perfect score.
:13:54
We either have
a one-in-six-billion
phenomenon or a cheat.
:13:59
Damn!
But it would have been
impossible...
:14:01
for either ofyou to cheat,
you had two totally different
versions of the test.
:14:05
Congratulations. These scores
are going to get you into
any college in the country.
:14:09
Yo, we still high
on that Ivory?.
:14:12
[ Bells Jingling ]
:14:19
[Man ]
Dean, it's as simple as this.
:14:21
The trustees
of the university
are riding my ass...
:14:24
about getting some color
up at Harvard.
:14:26
Excuse me?.
Ethnic diversity.
:14:28
The trustees seem to
think we need it.
:14:29
How come we don't
have more minorities?.
How should I know?.
:14:32
Ifwe don't do something soon,
I might get fired.
:14:35
What about Upchuck Kamalu?.
He's Eskimo.
:14:38
Why isn't he considered as a minority?.
And I brought him in.
:14:41
Yes, but it's breaking the bank
keeping his igloo frozen.
:14:43
Dean, what about
those two guys I read about
from the tri-states?
:14:46
They made perfect scores
on their THC's!
:14:49
I saw those guys' pictures.
They look like mug shots!
:14:54
I don't care. I want them!
:14:57
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