:14:01
for either ofyou to cheat,
you had two totally different
versions of the test.
:14:05
Congratulations. These scores
are going to get you into
any college in the country.
:14:09
Yo, we still high
on that Ivory?.
:14:12
[ Bells Jingling ]
:14:19
[Man ]
Dean, it's as simple as this.
:14:21
The trustees
of the university
are riding my ass...
:14:24
about getting some color
up at Harvard.
:14:26
Excuse me?.
Ethnic diversity.
:14:28
The trustees seem to
think we need it.
:14:29
How come we don't
have more minorities?.
How should I know?.
:14:32
Ifwe don't do something soon,
I might get fired.
:14:35
What about Upchuck Kamalu?.
He's Eskimo.
:14:38
Why isn't he considered as a minority?.
And I brought him in.
:14:41
Yes, but it's breaking the bank
keeping his igloo frozen.
:14:43
Dean, what about
those two guys I read about
from the tri-states?
:14:46
They made perfect scores
on their THC's!
:14:49
I saw those guys' pictures.
They look like mug shots!
:14:54
I don't care. I want them!
:14:57
At Reparations Technical Institute,
we offer a cornucopia ofeducational...
:15:01
and business opportunities
for brothers and sisters
to pursue hi gher learning.
:15:04
Read from the brochure,
brother.
Brothers, join us...
:15:06
at Reparations Technical
Institute and learn hatred
for the white devil...
:15:09
in a relaxed campus atmosphere,
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:15:11
from... to...
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Advanced Hatred for the White Devil...
:15:14
and...
volleyball.
:15:16
- Next!
- You think you're all hot tamales
right now, I'll tell you.
:15:20
Why don't you come to the base
and understand what it's really
like to be somebody special?.
:15:23
You can work hard, you learn...
:15:25
- and then you can build
refrigerators and such.
- Next!
:15:29
- Taking a vow of celibacy,
- Next.
:15:31
- frees your mind and your body.
- Next! Next!
:15:34
Harvard?
Man, ain't it a lot
ofrichie people up there?
:15:38
Shit, I gotta roll up
that joint, dog.
:15:40
Well, with test scores
like theses, you can
roll up anyjoint you want.
:15:43
But Harvard, gentlemen,
is not just any joint.
It's an institution.
:15:47
All I wanna do is develop
my herbal in a real lab...
:15:50
and get some head
while I'm doin' it.
:15:53
Well, we have
the finest botany department
in the world...
:15:57
and a quality of life like no other--
:15:59
music, artistsand the women.