:12:00
as you so succinctly put it...
:12:02
'cause that's
what's important, right?
:12:03
Um, no, Holden McNeil.
:12:06
The important thing here
is a fuckin' bunch...
:12:08
of motherfuckers
we don't even know...
:12:10
callin' us assholes
on the lnternet...
:12:11
to teenagers and guys
who can't even get laid.
:12:14
Puttin' a stop to that
is the most important thing...
:12:17
we could ever do.
:12:18
So when's this movie
gettin' made?
:12:20
Uh, they start this Friday.
:12:22
So if today's Tuesday,
that gives us...
:12:27
Eight days.
:12:29
Uh, three by my count,
but close.
:12:31
JA Y: Right.
:12:32
My bad.
:12:33
Three days to stop
that fuckin' stupid movie...
:12:36
from gettin' made.
Come on, Silent Bob.
:12:38
We're goin' to Hollywood.
:13:01
Tickets?
:13:02
Since when did they start
charging for the bus?
:13:04
Didn't we used
to ride that shit...
:13:06
to school every morning
for free?
:13:12
This sucks balls, man.
:13:13
How come we
ain't gettin' no rides?
:13:15
HlTCHHlKER: 'Cause you're
doing it all wrong.
:13:19
You gotta give the driver
a little incentive.
:13:23
Like how?
:13:25
Like this...
:13:28
Yeah, but what happens
when they pick you up...
:13:30
and you don't make
with the head?
:13:31
Don't they kick your ass
to the curb?
:13:33
Sure, if you don't
make with the head.
:13:39
Yeah. Hey, if it'll get me...
:13:41
a couple of hundred miles
across the country...
:13:44
l'll take a shot in the mouth.
:13:46
Yeah, but we ain't gay.
:13:47
Don't be so suburban.
lt's the new millennium.
:13:52
Gay, straight--
it's all the same now.
:13:55
There are no more lines.
:13:57
Well, there's a line, and on
this side of it, we ain't gay.