Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

:00:28

["Life's Been Good"
by Joe WalsH playing]

:00:38

Bobby boy, stay Here wHile Mommy
picks up tHe free cHeese, OK?

:00:42

THis'll keep tHe sun
out of your eyes.

:00:45

You be good, now.

:00:53

All rigHt, don't you fucking
move, you little sHit macHine.

:00:56

Momma's gonna to try to score.

:01:01

[Carriage squeaks]

:01:02

WHat tHe Hell?

:01:03

Excuse me.
WHo's watcHing tHese babies?

:01:05

UH, tHe fat one's watcHing
tHe little one.

:01:08

OH, nice parenting.

:01:10

Leave tHem out Here like tHat
and see wHat Happens.

:01:12

Yo, fuck you,
you fucking square!

:01:15

Aw, keep on truckin'.

:01:17

Did you Hear
tHat fucking guy...

:01:18

telling me How
to fucking raise you?

:01:19

Motherfucker, man.

:01:21

WHo does He fucking tHink He is?

:01:22

WHat's tHe worst fucking tHing
tHat could Happen to you...

:01:24

standing in front
of a fucking store, rigHt?

:01:25

Fuck.

:01:29

Fuck.

:01:31

Fuck.

:01:32

Fuck, fuck, fuck...

:01:35

Fuck, fuck, fuck

:01:36

Mother, motherfuck,
mother, motherfuck, fuck

:01:38

Motherfuck, motherfuck,
noise, noise, noise

:01:40

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

:01:42

Noise, noise, noise

:01:44

Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz

:01:46

Doin' coke, drinkin' beers

:01:48

Drinkin' beers, beers, beers

:01:50

Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts

:01:52

Who smokes the blunts,
we smoke the blunts

:01:53

Rollin' blunts and smokin'--

:01:56

UH, let me get a nickel bag.

:01:57

Fifteen bucks, little man