1:00:00
in Hollyweird, man?
You got to come...
1:00:02
a little bit
more specific than that.
1:00:04
lt's a Miramax flick.
We gotta bust it up...
1:00:06
so people stop callin' us
names on the lnternet...
1:00:08
even though they're not
really talkin' about us...
1:00:10
but characters based on us.
1:00:12
And at the same time,
find my ex-girlfriend...
1:00:14
who was killed
in a car explosion's monkey.
1:00:17
Man, l don't know
what the fuck you just said...
1:00:19
little kid,
but you special, man.
1:00:23
You reached out, and you
touched a brother heart.
1:00:27
So l'm gonna
give you some direction.
1:00:28
Gimme the map, Scott.
1:00:30
Gimme the map, Scott!
1:00:32
You know where Miramax is at?
1:00:33
Miramax? Ha ha ha!
1:00:41
ls Hollywood ready
for Jay and Silent Bob?
1:00:43
A source at the Federal
Wildlife Marshal's office...
1:00:46
tells us that a posting
was pulled off...
1:00:48
an lnternet movie chat board
allegedly written...
1:00:51
by the two domestic terrorists
themselves.
1:00:53
lt's sending
a shockave through Hollywood.
1:00:55
Jules Asner is on the scene
at Miramax Studios. Jules?
1:00:59
Steve, the tenor of Tinseltown
is one of terror today...
1:01:02
after the Federal Wildlife
Marshal's office has learned...
1:01:05
that hot new terrorists
Jay and Silent Bob...
1:01:07
have targeted Miramax Studios...
1:01:09
for their next campaign
of blood, violence...
1:01:11
and monkey theft.
1:01:13
ln a posting pulled off
of Moviepoopshoot.com...
1:01:16
the gruesome twosome
threatened, and l quote...
1:01:19
"Once we get to Hollywood
and find those Miramax"--
1:01:22
expletive deleted--
"who are making...
1:01:23
"the "Bluntman and Chronic"
movie...
1:01:25
"we're gonna make them eat
our"--expletive deleted--
1:01:27
"then"--expletive deleted--
"out our"--
1:01:30
expletive deleted--"then eat
their"--expletive deleted--
1:01:33
"which is made up of our"--
expletive deleted--
1:01:35
"that we made them eat."
Unquote.
1:01:37
So far we've been unable
to get a statement...
1:01:39
from anybody here
at the studio.
1:01:41
But no sign
of Jay and Silent Bob?
1:01:44
None whatsoever...
1:01:48
what Jay and Silent Bob
even look like...
1:01:50
so for all we know, they could
already be on the lot.
1:01:53
Shit!
1:01:54
STEVE:
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon...
1:01:55
are shooting a project
on the lot.
1:01:57
Have you seen them
roaming around?
1:01:58
JULES: No, Steve, but...