Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:06:01
We haven't seen a fucking dime
for no movie.

:06:03
Well, boys, l'm no lawyer,
but l think Holden and Banky...

:06:06
owe you some of that
proverbial phat cash.

:06:09
lfl was you guys,
l would find Holden McNeil...

:06:12
and ask for my movie check.
:06:13
Shit, yeah.
We gots to get paid.

:06:17
And on that note,
we cue the music.

:06:19
-Mat mat mat
-L-L-lum

:06:22
-Mat mat mat
-Lip la

:06:24
-Mat mat mat
-L-L-lum

:06:26
-Mat mat meal
-Ma ma ma, ma ma-ma ma

:06:35
Well...
:06:36
look at these morose
motherfuckers right here.

:06:40
Smells like somebody
shit in their cereal.

:06:42
Bung! Ha ha ha!
:06:45
That was good.
Come on in.

:06:47
So, what brings
you two dirt merchants...

:06:49
to my neck of the woods?
:06:51
l'll tell you what our necks
are doing in your woods.

:06:53
Where's our motherfucking
movie check?

:06:56
You heard about that, huh?
l got nothing to do with it.

:06:58
That's Banky's deal.
He owns the property now.

:06:59
l sold my half of the "Bluntman
and Chronic" rights...

:07:01
to him years ago.
:07:02
Why the fuck would you
do a thing like that?

:07:05
Why in God's name
would l wanna keep writing...

:07:07
about characters whose
central preoccupation...

:07:10
is weed
and dick and fart jokes?

:07:12
l mean, you got to grow, man.
:07:14
Don't you ever want
anything more for yourself?

:07:18
l know this poor hapless
son of a bitch does.

:07:20
l look into his
sorry doe eyes...

:07:22
and ljust--
l see a man crying out.

:07:24
He's crying out, "When, Lord?
:07:25
"When the fuck
can your servant...

:07:28
"ditch this foul-mouthed
little chucklehead...

:07:31
"to whom l am a constant
victim of his folly...

:07:34
"so much so that
it prevents him...

:07:35
"from ever getting
to kiss a girl?

:07:36
"Fuck! When, Lord, when?
:07:38
"When's gonna be my time?"
:07:43
He knows.
:07:44
l'm the chucklehead?
You're the fucking dumb-ass...

:07:47
who gave your comic away,
and now you don't get...

:07:49
no fucking movie check,
neither.

:07:51
When you're right,
you're right.

:07:52
l wish l held onto
a little piece of that thing...

:07:54
because if the buzz
is any indicator...

:07:55
that movie's going
to make some huge bank.

:07:58
What buzz?
:07:59
The lnternet buzz.

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