Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:05:03
Oh, my God. Don't tell me
you have no idea...

:05:07
there's a movie being made...
:05:08
of the comic you two
were the basis for.

:05:11
What? Since when?
:05:13
Here's the pulse, all right?
:05:15
And this is your finger--
:05:17
far from the pulse,
jammed straight up your ass.

:05:20
Say, would you like
a chocolate-covered pretzel?

:05:25
You see, kids,
if you read "Wizard"...

:05:28
you'd know that it's
the top story this month.

:05:30
Check it out.
:05:34
JA Y: When the fuck
did this happen?

:05:35
BRODlE: Well, after "X-Men"
hit at the box office...

:05:38
all the studios
started buying up...

:05:39
every comic property
they could get...

:05:41
their dirty little hands on.
:05:42
Miramax optioned
"Bluntman and Chronic."

:05:45
Miramax? l thought they only
made classy pictures...

:05:47
like "The Piano"
or "The Crying Game."

:05:51
Yeah, well, once they made
"She's All That"...

:05:52
everything went to hell.
:05:54
So you're saying you haven't
gotten a monetary cut...

:05:56
of the movie?
:05:57
Didn't Holden McNeil
and Banky Edwards...

:05:59
used to pay you likeness
rights for the comic book?

:06:01
We haven't seen a fucking dime
for no movie.

:06:03
Well, boys, l'm no lawyer,
but l think Holden and Banky...

:06:06
owe you some of that
proverbial phat cash.

:06:09
lfl was you guys,
l would find Holden McNeil...

:06:12
and ask for my movie check.
:06:13
Shit, yeah.
We gots to get paid.

:06:17
And on that note,
we cue the music.

:06:19
-Mat mat mat
-L-L-lum

:06:22
-Mat mat mat
-Lip la

:06:24
-Mat mat mat
-L-L-lum

:06:26
-Mat mat meal
-Ma ma ma, ma ma-ma ma

:06:35
Well...
:06:36
look at these morose
motherfuckers right here.

:06:40
Smells like somebody
shit in their cereal.

:06:42
Bung! Ha ha ha!
:06:45
That was good.
Come on in.

:06:47
So, what brings
you two dirt merchants...

:06:49
to my neck of the woods?
:06:51
l'll tell you what our necks
are doing in your woods.

:06:53
Where's our motherfucking
movie check?

:06:56
You heard about that, huh?
l got nothing to do with it.

:06:58
That's Banky's deal.
He owns the property now.

:06:59
l sold my half of the "Bluntman
and Chronic" rights...


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