:04:00
hanging around outside
a store selling pot.
:04:03
We don't smoke pot, yo.
:04:04
No pot, huh?
What do you use this for?
:04:07
What? l have a wiping problem.
:04:09
l stick those
little pieces of paper...
:04:10
up my brown eye and bam!
:04:11
No shit stains in my undies.
:04:13
What, you don't believe me?
Let me show you.
:04:15
Check this shit out.
Spread my cheeks...
:04:17
so that he can see
the fucking stink nuggets.
:04:19
Pull up your fucking pants,
sir--now!
:04:22
[Farts]
:04:23
OFFlCER:
Let's go. Let's go.
:04:25
We're going down to the station.
:04:26
JAY: What, is it a fucking
crime to fart? Motherfucker!
:04:30
BRODlE: No fucking way.
:04:32
Dante and Randall slapped you
with a restraining order?
:04:35
Ain't that about a bitch?
:04:37
So, are you going to abide
by the court's ruling...
:04:38
or are you going to go
"Bandit," Reynolds style?
:04:41
JA Y: Thejudge said if we
go within a hundred feet...
:04:43
of the stores,
we get thrown into County.
:04:45
You know what they
make you do in County?
:04:47
Toss the salad.
:04:48
l guess if you guys
really wanted...
:04:50
to hang out in front
of a convenience store...
:04:51
you couldjust
buy your own now...
:04:52
what with all that money
you guys made.
:04:54
Hell, yeah, bitch.
:04:56
Wait a sec. What money?
:04:58
The money from the "Bluntman
and Chronic" movie.
:05:03
Oh, my God. Don't tell me
you have no idea...
:05:07
there's a movie being made...
:05:08
of the comic you two
were the basis for.
:05:11
What? Since when?
:05:13
Here's the pulse, all right?
:05:15
And this is your finger--
:05:17
far from the pulse,
jammed straight up your ass.
:05:20
Say, would you like
a chocolate-covered pretzel?
:05:25
You see, kids,
if you read "Wizard"...
:05:28
you'd know that it's
the top story this month.
:05:30
Check it out.
:05:34
JA Y: When the fuck
did this happen?
:05:35
BRODlE: Well, after "X-Men"
hit at the box office...
:05:38
all the studios
started buying up...
:05:39
every comic property
they could get...
:05:41
their dirty little hands on.
:05:42
Miramax optioned
"Bluntman and Chronic."
:05:45
Miramax? l thought they only
made classy pictures...
:05:47
like "The Piano"
or "The Crying Game."
:05:51
Yeah, well, once they made
"She's All That"...
:05:52
everything went to hell.
:05:54
So you're saying you haven't
gotten a monetary cut...
:05:56
of the movie?
:05:57
Didn't Holden McNeil
and Banky Edwards...
:05:59
used to pay you likeness
rights for the comic book?