Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:25:01
for the fine-ass pussy, right?
:25:02
[Scoffs] l'm down with this
because l love animals, stupid.

:25:07
Even sheep?
:25:09
Of course.
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Sheep are beautiful creatures.
:25:12
They are beautiful, aren't they?
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Oh, God, yes.
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So that means
you'd fuck a sheep, right?

:25:18
What is your damage, little boy?
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You got a sick and twisted
world perspective.

:25:23
No, you're misunderstanding me,
Prince Valiant.

:25:26
l mean,
if you were another sheep...

:25:29
would you fuck a sheep
if you were another sheep?

:25:32
Oh. Since you put it that way,
you bet your ass l would.

:25:38
[lnhales] Thought so.
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[Chuckles]
:25:41
Yo, this motherfucker
ain't one of us!

:25:42
He said he'd fuck a sheep!
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Wait! No!
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Aaah! Unhh!
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[Guitar crunches musically]
:25:48
Now who's stupid,
you dirty sheep fucker!

:25:58
PJ HARVEY: l can't believe
life's so complex

:26:02
What the fuck
are we gonna do now?

:26:03
Shut up, l'm thinking.
:26:06
ls Hollywood near
where we're going?

:26:07
ls that where
you guys are from?

:26:09
Yeah, right. Jersey represent.
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JUSTlCE: Oh.
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A Jersey boy.
:26:14
Well, what brings you
all the way out here?

:26:17
We couldn't hang around
the Quick Stop no more...

:26:18
'cause of
the restraining order...

:26:20
which sucks ass
'cause it's been like...

:26:21
mine and Silent Bob's home
since we were kids.

:26:23
Silent Bob even
busted his cherry there.

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You did?
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Oh, l bet she was a lucky girl.
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[Chuckles]
:26:34
Look, fuck that fat fuck.
:26:35
l'm trying
to tell a story here.

:26:37
Oh. Sorry.
:26:40
Anyway, we were talking
to Brodie...

:26:42
and he told us about the
"Bluntman and Chronic" movie.

:26:44
So we went
to see Holden McNeil...

:26:45
and he showed us the lnternet.
And that's where we found...

:26:47
all these little
fuckin' jerkoffs...

:26:48
talkin' shit about us.
:26:50
So we decided
to go to Hollywood...

:26:51
and stop the movie
from gettin' made.

:26:52
And now we're here.
:26:54
l have no idea
what you just said.

:26:56
l get that a lot.
So you like animals, huh?

:26:59
Sure.

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